hello josh called me to wake me up to announce the
europe tour i just checked my texts and i have a text
from the government PCR test results came through… i’m pregnant. nope
saying that i have tested positive for covid time for my favourite bit
okay. 1, 2, 15. here we go. oh that’s gunky. oh man i am very warm. okay it’s been half
an hour. yeah. okay. it took a while. felt quite apocalyptic cause obviously i’ve done
loads of those lateral flow tests but i’ve never seen the other line.
there hasn’t really been much information about lateral flow tests and PCR tests at
all - i was using them as a given but they are not. they’re used to find asymptotic
people in the height of their transmissery …!!??! so that they done go out and spread
it when they’re super contagious and they dont know it at all
but in terms of finding about if you have any kind of covid in you these aren’t that
great. from what i understands lateral flow tests are when you take the viral load of
what’s in you right now - i could be taking bullshit. PCR tests - the reason why they’re
more expensive or they take longer is because they sit and wait for the viral load to multiply
so if theres anything theres at all you’ll probably definitely see it within a day. is
that true i dont know. im sure someone in the comments will tell me the proper thing.
i think because i had one vaccine i felt a little bit more invincible but that is not
how it works dodie. I have ten days, ten whole days inside (bo burnham’s INSIDE music starts).
just kidding. Imma make a video for every single one of them. dodie ᵀᴹ never sleeps.
just kidding. i’m very lucky in that i feel well enough to make content. just kinda feels
like i have a cold at the moment. I think my main problem will hopefully be being bored.
i guess it’s time to do activities. what shall we do?! what shall we do! -coughs-.
okay.
i dont have many plans to be honest. I’ll share with you some fun moments - yesterday
me martin and gret were going round singing some silly songs. -singing my sugar got an eggy bum-
like different peoples genres. orla would
be NO, MY, NO. my sugar has got an eggy bum. my suuuugars got an eggy bummm
(laughing.) my… sugars got an eggy bum?! lyric shmirick half the time. my sugars got
an eggy bum! literally what does that mean? i know what that means! your sugars got an
eggy bum (laughs) we ordered a food shop online so we’re all
stocked up and yeah i think we’re just gonna be together and have a good time. we’ll
see what happens. bye! (my sugars got an eggy bum in reverby hall)